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While already a living legend, George Carlin began a show in Las Vegas in an unusual way. No jokes, just a lecture about how important it is to understand when your government is trying to fuck people over. Many people started leaving, some even shouted at Carlin on their way out. But after about ten minutes, things settled down. The people who were going to leave had already left, and those that did remain were ready to listen. "Now that we got those assholes out of here," ...Carlin leaned in and smiled, "Let's start the show." And that is why we've been posting political comedy. We're not looking for a bigger audience. We're looking for a better one.

We always knew Dan Rather was smart, but had no idea he was this funny.

Aaron Naylor has the best one-liners.

We don't know who needs to hear this, but please do not look to us as a news source.

Scott is impossible to shop for. He has such eclectic taste. ComedyJuice

Drew Lynch is not afraid to punish fans who aren't "behaving."

Having kids can really put a wrench in your dating life! (Recorded at My Father's Place at The Roslyn Hotel)

Ian Harris discusses what determines an "accidental pregnancy". Turns out having unprotected sex with zero birth control might not be in the running...

Etta May doesn't have the strength to resist her local Krispy Kreme Drive-Thru.

Have you ever seen the Sklar Brothers' Chopper 4 bit? Here's a version they never released before! https://www.facebook.com/7364879411/posts/10158004803264412/

Adam Hunter leaves this heckler speechless...

Drew Lynch has to think on his feet as one of his fans flexes on him.

These phony boycotts are so dumb and here's why.

Joe Zimmerman was extremely disappointed to learn what is spirit animal is. (Recorded at Comedy Works)

Joe Sib tells a story about the time his daughter threw a party at their house and he crashed it. (Recorded at The World Famous Comedy Store)

Watch Bret Raybould of The Raybould Brothers getting heckled by 3 moms!

Before he moved to London, Daniel Muggleton had never seen a full train before... (Recorded at The Top Secret Comedy Club)

Etta May got more than she bargained for on her anniversary dinner.