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What are the movie critics saying about ALONE IN THE DARK? Let's find out! Rex Reed says, "A violent and incomprehensible piece of gibberish." Sebastian Zavala Kahn says, "Don't watch Alone in the Dark. Not even as a joke. It's eighty minutes that absolutely no one can give you back."... Benjamin Strong says, "The garish editing and stilted, exposition-only dialogue induce the frisson of an America's Most Wanted re-enactment that pays unexpected, sidesplitting returns." Chuck Wilson says, "Maybe the only people who can explain this flick's nonsensical plotline are those who squandered their youth mastering the Atari video game on which it's based." At any rate, this is clearly high cinema. I know you'll enjoy it and not want to scratch your eyeballs out by the time the closing credits roll. Saturday the 21st! The Uptown Nightclub! 5pm to 8pm! Be there!

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The UPTOWN. March 21st. Brace yourselves. This is gonna hurt.

We've picked out the movie for next month, and it's a doozy. Let's just say that it's one of the worst movies ever made.We've picked out the movie for next month, and it's a doozy. Let's just say that it's one of the worst movies ever made.