Barking Elf Ranch

Take this 'lightly' and most definitely. No jerking on the horses' mouths, pulling when it isn't necessary, cause you 'forgot' to turn in time and once they are obeying safely, always reward them with a pat.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone ...Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for aminute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?" "You dumber than buffalo... It mean someone stole tent." ;-) --CG

The Barking Elves agree

This is a reminder to bring a fleece/jacket/sweatshirt to class....just in case it really is a bit cold in the late afternoon...like it always is now! All you warm kids with just t shirts on, make me crazy.

Just to remind you, we have a couple Ponies and they will not disappoint you.

Many of my Riders are practicing to just...Jump Right Back ON!

OK, let's improve our upper body strength and make our horses feel great.

People keep asking me...here is an estimate. Of course it also depends on size/breed, etc.