Terror Vault

Merry Christmas!

Home sweet home is all shut down for the winter. Bill Tracy’s gem, The Haunted House in Ocean City, Maryland. #hauntedhouse #haunter #billtracy #oceancitymaryland

Happy Friday The 13th!!! Do you have a favorite Jason kill? https://collider.com/best-friday-the-13th-jason-kills-ran/

Skibidi wants to say hello!

Final two nights are this weekend, Oct. 30th & 31st! People have been getting scared silly all month long. Order yourself or your pal a SCREAMING TELEGRAM in San Francisco while you still can. And if you're not in SF, but would like a personalized scary clown video you can order that too! Visit www.terrorvault.com.

We are really impressed with how some of our haunt family have persevered this year, especially our ghoul-friends over at The ScareHouse in Pittsburgh, PA. Part of our postponing this year's annual Into The Dark show due to covid has allowed us to make a plan for TWO new shows in 2021. We are hoping to open a wholly new immersive horror play called "The Immortal Reckoning" in the spring and then return with a new version of the "Terror Vault" in October. https://www.mentalfloss.com//scarehouse-haunted-house-adap

Some VERY lucky Screaming Telegram recipients tonight are getting a bonus strip-tease from our driver Harlo!!!! There are only two more nights to grab a telegram happening next weekend. Book one at www.terrorvault.com

These are our clowns for this weekend's SCREAMING TELEGRAMS deliveries! Skibidi, Poppy, & Sickle have completely sold out their spots for this weekend. We have two nights left next weekend, October 30th & 31st, and spots are going fast! Grab your pal a screaming telegram or a scary clown video while you still can at www.terrorvault.com. #sanfrancisco #halloween #scaryclown #terrorvault #haunt #hauntlife

Our very own Sickle the clown appeared on Good Day Sacramento this morning!!! https://gooddaysacramento.cbslocal.com//4801472-screaming/

Meet our friend Sickle the clown! We are thrilled to present our first-ever Screaming Telegram service! Order a screaming telegram and have one of our terrifying Terror Vault clowns deliver a COVID-safe personalized message to your chosen victim in San Francisco. A scary Clown will arrive on-site to surprise the recipient with a song, some balloons, and a nightmare-inducing scream! Plus, you can choose to add a booze bag of premium holiday liquor, cupcakes, used porno mags, and more! If you’re not in SF, order a personalized scary clown video. Visit www.terrorvault.com to send a screaming telegram!

There are only THREE nights left to order your "loved one" a SCREAMING TELEGRAM delivery by a Terror Vault scary clown! October 24th, 30th, and 31st. Spots are going fast! Check out Twinkle who was out and about this past Saturday making the rounds. Order your telegram at www.terrorvault.com

Another horrified customer met Sickle tonight...

#Repost @rene.sf Yikes!! Totally ready for Halloween after @rorykdavis sent me a Screaming Clown Telegram via @thepeacheschrist and friends! You’re so evil! Thank you, Rory . Spook someone! > intothedarksf.com

Scary Terror Vault clown Raya Light showed up to surprise this sweet couple with a Screaming Telegram. Why are they smiling?!? Order your clown delivery today at www.terrorvault.com.

Some pretty great tips for Haunting your own house this Halloween!!!