Wonton Heavy Industries LLC

We have just been notified by the legal team that WHI LLC has survived yet another class action lawsuit regarding flattened members. As a result, IPA dividends will be paid out immediately following MaMo and the Mt. Fowling hill climb at the flatland HQ, aka The Shack. Course cutters need not attend.

#tbt. Rematch Sunday at Brentwood Grand Prix?

#tbt In the beginning.

#tbt That was a hell of a ride.

Final reminder. We've clogged up the page with this nonsense enough already the last 2 weeks. Today is the day. No exceptions, no whining. https://teamorder.serviziocorse.com/index.aspx

Keeping it simple with this one. Order window will close Monday. On the V1.0 kit order, we got a lot of emails after it closed with mea culpas and asking "how can I get one?" Answer: YOU CAN'T. Once we close the order, the elves at Castelli get hard to work and 6-8 weeks later, we all get little presents in the mail. These are custom, made to order. There are no extras, no second chances. So if you want your kit, don't procrastinate. You are likely to forget and if you do, yo...u'll be out of luck. That is all. Order link: https://teamorder.serviziocorse.com/index.aspx