Champion Income Tax

Weight loss programs are tax-deductible

The ACA has helped more than 200 of my clients IN getting first time health insurance

IMPORTANT NEED HEALTH INSURANCE? Congratulations everyone! The 2018 ACA enrollment period has been shortened to November 1-December 15, 2017. In an effort to further hurt the ACA, the White House has shortened the enrollment period and has cut marketing funds that would let you know about it. Fortunately, your friends (like me) are posting this and using the word congratulations so it gets posted more frequently in Newsfeed by FB algorithms.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong, A tax is a fine for doing well......

LOVED YOGI ! 50 OF HIS GREATEST QUOTES 1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it. 2. You can observe a lot by just watching.... 3. It ain’t over till it’s over. 4. It’s like déjà vu all over again. 5. No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded. 6. Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical. 7. A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. 8. Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. 9. We made too many wrong mistakes. 10. Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken. 11. You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. 12. You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you. 13. I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. 14. Never answer an anonymous letter. 15. Slump? I ain’t in no slump I just ain’t hitting. 16. How can you think and hit at the same time? 17. The future ain’t what it used to be. 18. I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better. 19. It gets late early out here. 20. If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them. 21. We have deep depth. 22. Pair up in threes. 23. Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel. 24. You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there. 25. All pitchers are liars or crybabies

CLEVER DEFINITIONS 1. ARBITRAITOR A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds ... 2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage 3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through 4. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do 5. COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets 6. LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money 7. HEROES What a man in a boat does 8. PARASITES What you see from the Eiffel Tower 9. PARADOX Two physicians 10. PHARMACIST A helper on a farm 11. RELIEF What trees do in the spring 12. RUBBERNECK What you do to relax your wife 13. SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does 14. SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official

Tax times are in full swing...

PAY ATTENTION! GET YOUR "BILLIONS" From an experienced taxpreparer: 5 WAYS TO LOSE YOUR REFUND 1. You or your spouse owe back taxes... 2. You or your spouse owes on a Student Loan 3. You or your spouse is delinquent on Child Support 4. You or your spouse owes California Department of Motor Vehicles fees. 5. You filed over 3 years late. After 3 years, the IRS keeps your refund. If the liability belongs to your spouse, you can get YOUR portion of the refund by filing Form 8379, Injured Spouse Allocation. Be sure to mention this to your tax preparer. They love advice from their Clients

5 WAYS TO LOSE YOUR REFUND... coming on Thursday

Your 4 Keys to Success in 2015 Now is the best time of year to evaluate where you stand in the four points below. Though simple in premise, your answers to the questions posed will seal your commitment to your definition of success. Your Mindset: How are you thinking? Are you a positive or negative thinker? How do you treat new ideas? How do you prioritize your work projects?... Take time and consider "how" you're working, not just what you have to do. Give yourself the gift of your own attention, and study your productivity mindset. Your Network: With whom did you spend the most time last year? With whom did you want to spend more time? How can you set meetings with people of influence early in the new year? You are your network. Your habits, thoughts and routines are influenced by those around you, so consider building relationships with more of the right people. Your Body: How are you eating? Sleeping? Exercising? How does what you do with your body impact what you're trying to get done with your mind? We get as far as our bodies will carry us. Consider doing a five-day health experimentplan out meals, snacks and exercise, and time block them. After the experiment, determine what you would like to keep doing. Your Systems: What are you using? What aren't you using? What system or tool do you need (or need to learn) to work more effectively? How you use available gear, systems and technology has a dramatic effect on productivity. Take time now to learn what will save you time the remainder of the year.

NEW LEGISLATION COMING UP FOR US MIDDLE CLASSERS!! Rep. Chris Van Hollen unveiled a new middle-class tax plan that he said addresses the wage gap by increasing take-home pay Van Hollen said his proposals include a paycheck bonus credit that would REDUCE the tax bills of COUPLES BY $2,000 a year IF THEY EARN less than $200,000 ... and $1000 for individuals. Other proposals would nearly triple the tax credit for CHILD CARE and reward PEOPLE WHO SAVE at least $500 a year. Details of the proposals will be released in the coming weeks, he said. Other tax incentives proposed include raising the amount of eligible CHILD CARE expenses Tax benefits to businesses that invest in apprenticeship or other training programs that result in higher skills and better pay A 20-percent tax deduction for second earners with dependents