Zack Ballantine Photography

A color swatch of souls. If you like these, please check out my other page "Eye Love".

Wanderlust is a trait rooted deeply in the soul.

Introducing Jack Valentine... the world's worst "Fauxtographer". This is who/how he shows up when you hired that $100 photographer off of craigslist to shoot your daughter's wedding. This is what I've been growing my beard and hair out for over the past year. (No, I didn't actually lose the plot.) I wanted to make fun of the industry with out cutting down a particular person, so I figured I'd create someone instead. This guy shows up late, is often drunk, has music and a pric...e list on his website, wears sandals with overalls to weddings, only photographs models to try and seduce them, says overdone HDRs are art, undercuts his colleagues, uses a "photo credit card" to pay bills, etc... The idea is to "Not be a Jack"... the ass is implied. I am ready to get rid of this beard and hair ASAP. Now I need help creating some images and concepts so I can finish the project before parting ways with it. Anybody want to collaborate?

The farewell tour is coming to a close

Anyone in the market for a clean 911 Turbo? I have a friend who's selling this one.