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Friends! Uncle Ricky destroy your TDNE supply? Aunt Mary blow through all your Kölsch? Well - the Cosmic Cowboys are back at it and here for you. . Swing by and re-up your stash of 4-packs and crowlers. We’ll be running our WORLD FAMOUS Crowler Special (3x Crowlers of your choice = $24) ALL WEEK. Our pick up hours this week will be: . Mon - Wed (12/28 - 12/30) 1pm - 6pm... Thursday (12/31) 11a - 3pm . We will be CLOSED Friday - Monday (1/1 - 1/4). . Ring in the New Year with a massive Pillowtop . . #ThereDoesNotExist #TDNE #CraftBeer #SanLuisObispo #SLOBeverageDistrict #SLO #Brewery #PillowtopTillTheBallDrops See more

Dont forget friends - we’re OPEN TODAY (11a-3pm) for all you last minute types to grab some holiday sudz. This will also be your LAST DAY to pick up beer until 12/29, while the Cosmic Santas take a much needed chill break to crack some cold ones ourselves. . Cant find that perfect gift for your friends and family? Give the gift of Pilllowtops . HAPPY HOLIDAYS DUDE! Ho Ho Ho... . #ThereDoesNotExist #TDNE #CraftBeer #SanLuisObispo #SLOBeverageDistrict #SLO #Beer #Brewery #Pillowtops See more

Hi Friends! We wanted to give you an update on our to-go hours this week (and next) so you can plan your to-go beer purchases for the holidays. . Our hours this week will be: Monday - Wednesday (12/21-12/23) 1-6pm Thursday (12/24) 11-3pm... . The following week we will be open: Monday - Wednesday (12/28 - 12/30) 1-6pm Thursday (12/31) 11-3pm . We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled and posted hours Tuesday, 1/5/21. . As always, the Cosmic Cowboys are here for you! Need some crowlers packaged up? DONE. Need a few four packs? DONE. Last minute keg for your kegerator? DONE. Thinking about ordering some beer for delivery? Well, do that shit soon because its getting LATE FRIEND! Last Pillowtop To Your Place orders will be shipping out TOMORROW 12/21. Please realize that all shipping companies are SWAMPED right now and any delays are out of our control after the package leaves the brewery. Of course, we’re doing our best to get orders packaged and shipped out immediately. Any questions - drop us a line friends! . #ThereDoesNotExist #TDNE #CraftBeer #SanLuisObispo #SLOBeverageDistrict #SLO #Brewery #PillowtopLockdown See more

SAISON SUNDAY . Yo Friends! We’re EXTREMELY excited to release the first bottle from our humble brewery TODAY in our tasting room AND online with shipping via Pillowtops to your place! . Transit Of The Binary Star was fermented in stainless steel with a rustic Saison yeast then, post primary fermentation, was re-fermented in the bottle with a house strain of Brettanyomyces. The bottles were then laid to rest for 12 months (to the day dude!) to develop and carbonate. Thi...s secondary fermentation produces unique earthy and fruity aromas and ferments the beer to complete dryness. The resulting beer is complex and bone dry with notes of barn hay, tilled earth, mineral water, a touch of pear sweetness and some cherry aromatics. TOTBS is drinking great now but can hold up to being aged further, if desired. . These beers are always a learning experience and an exercise in patience... The Cosmic Cowboys are happy we took the trip on this one . PLEASE NOTE, if ordering for shipping, you must purchase in quantities of 2x bottles due to our box sizes AND then choose the appropriate shipping option at check out. . . #ThereDoesNotExist #TDNE #CraftBeer #SanLuisObispo #SLOBeverageDistrict #SLO #Beer #Brewery #Pillowtops #Saison See more

SATURDAY CAN DROP . Friends! Krampus swung by the brewery a little early this year and helped the Cosmic Santas package a bunch of new beers for you! Available TODAY in the tasting room when we open at HIGH noon & online for shipping direct to your abode via Pillowtops To Your Place - we’ve got: . Analog Device 8% abv - Analog Device is a super fluffy hazy double IPA built with enough oats we almost put quaker out of business. The oats, paired with wheat, give this beer... a really soft mouthfeel, good body, and great foam. We hopped this beer hot side with way too many pounds of Cashmere, Amarillo, AND a super rad and fruity experimental New Zealand hop variety from the hop gods @freestylehops . This laid the base for a mega dry hop of Azzaca, Citra, Chinook AND, one of our favorites, Nelson Sauvin. This hop cocktail lends itself to strong aromatics and flavors of passion fruit, red grapefruit zest, gooseberries, a hint of lime leaf, and just a touch of that sauvignon blanc. Analog Device is a really complex beer that keeps you guessing overtime you come back to it. What does your analog device tell you? . Dawn Keeper 5.5% abv - A fan favorite Dawn Keeper is BACK and was designed to have those fruity hazy ipa flavors/aromas, but to keep crushability high as a georgia pine. HEAVY doses of Mosaic + Galaxy create a bouquet of shape shifting aromas. One minute it’s white grape, pear, and rose water - the next minute its the finest Hippie Lettuce South of Mendocino. Take a trip with the Dawn Keeper to outer orbit mannnnnn . Return To Earth Oatmeal Stout 5% abv - Return To Earth is layered with multiple caramel and roasted malts to promote a rich malty backbone that leans heavy on notes of espresso, dark cocoa, and toffee. Heavy handed on the oats this beer is velvety, like a lattes foam, and a slight residual sweetness rounds out the richness. Taste fudge, cola, and tiramisu while you stare into the dark depths of the universe . Return To Earth Coffee/Vanilla (TASTING ROOM ONLY) - The same base RTE listed above but conditioned on Companion Blend (Colombia and Ethiopia) coffee from @lilwolfcoffee (sourced by our HOMIES @fielddaycoffee )and Madagascar Bourbon See more

Socially distant friends! We are SUPER excited to announce that we are starting our direct to consumer shipping program, Pillowtops To Your Place, TODAY! Need TDNE cold ones? Have them sent right to your door - too easy. . On our online store, shop.theredoesnotexist.com , click on Four Packs For CA Shipping to see what beers are currently available. For now, to fit our shipping boxes, we are strictly shipping four packs in multiples of three. 3x four packs = half case, 6...x four packs = full case. . Each order will be shipped via GLS overnight and will require an adult signature upon delivery. Shipping for half cases is $15 and full cases is $20. PLEASE pick the appropriate shipping option when checking out. . Beer orders will ship Monday - Thursday each week. Any orders received Friday - Sunday will ship the following Monday. . While we’re super stoked to offer this service we’re also a little nervous Please bear with us while we get our feet wet in this beer shipping game. As always - the Cosmic Cowboys are here for you! Got questions - fire away . . #ThereDoesNotExist #TDNE #CraftBeer #SanLuisObispo #SLOBeverageDistrict #SLO #Beer #Brewery #PillowtopsToYourPlace See more