COMEDY MACHINE

Babies and Gentlemanbabies, hold on to your bonnets because November 11th is COMEDY MACHINE!! Who knew it was legal to have so much fun on a Wednesday? The LINEUP will kickoff with returning champion Steve Ausburne. Can he defend his title against Brian Blanco, Joseph Ugalde, and Star Zagofsky? What about Irene Tu, Ali Littman, Walker Glen, and Jason Mack? The show starts at 8:30pm, doors open at 8:00pm at The Purple Onion at Kells. Tickets are $10 online, $15 at the door. http://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-machine-nov-11th-tickets

A few days ago Kells flooded and the Purple Onion was under constructionbut that didn’t stop COMEDY MACHINE. We had fabulous performances all round, but CiCi Whittle and Steve Ausburne came out on top! And then Steve came out on top on top. Congratulations, Champion. We’ll be back next week to see Steve Ausburne defend his title against 7 new rapscallions. See you November 11th!

Dear comedy fans, the COMEDY MACHINE lineup is here! This November 4th we've got a great one, with returning champions David Roth and Pam Benjamin. The show starts at 8:30pm, doors open at 8:00pm at The Purple Onion at Kells. Tickets are $10 online, $15 at the door.... http://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-machine-nov-4th-tickets- The COMEDY MACHINE is the only live comedy show in the Bay Area that puts the audience in the driver's seat. Once again, Will Cole brings in eight fun Bay Area comedians to do battle. And you get to decide who walks away as champion. Don't miss it! #GetRingside to be part of the fun. Cheer your favorite to the finals!

The SECRET show was a huuuuge success last night. COMEDY MACHINE was packed with FOUR returning champions. But it was still a newcomer who brought home the bacon! Congratulations Trishna Saigal on your first COMEDY MACHINE win. Great job as well to semi-finalists Joey Avery, Andrew Orolfo, and Theo Hull. (Shoutout to David Cooper, Sara DeForest, Victor Pacheco, and Sam DiSalvo.) The LOWLIGHT of the evening was a drunk patron interrupting the show to steal a chair from the aud...ience. And the HIGHLIGHT was everyone's hilarious sets. See y'all next week! https://www.facebook.com/events/1646237432299217/ See more

Would you rather be wet and sad or dry and happy? Get out of the rain tonight and come to COMEDY MACHINE: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-machine-oct-21-tickets- Four challenging comedians and four defending CHAMPIONS. Who will win? The show starts at 8:30pm, doors open at 8:00pm at The Purple Onion at Kells. Tickets are $15 at the door, or $10 online.

Thank you all for another great COMEDY MACHINE. What a hilarious time we all had together. The audience roared for Dan Linley, Daymon Ferguson, Cheryl White, and Kevin Wong. But it was Priyanka Wali and Beau Troxclair who won the crowds' heart and made the semifinals. The highlight of the evening was Pam Benjamin's head-to-head battle with first-timer Justin Lockwood. Experience trumped, and Pam came away with the title of COMEDY MACHINE CHAMPION. Congratulations, Pam.

COMEDY MACHINE is BACK this Wednesday at 8:30. We've got a great lineup: newcomers Justin Lockwood and Beau Troxclair; veterans Cheryl White, Pam Benjamin, Daymon Ferguson, Kevin Wong; and returning champion Priyanka Wali. The COMEDY MACHINE is the only live comedy show in the Bay Area that puts the audience in the driver's seat. 8 hilarious comedians, along with our host, Will Cole! Come choose your comedy champion #GetRingside... The show starts at 8:30pm, doors open at 8:00pm at The Purple Onion at Kells. Tickets are $15 at the door, or $10 online. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-machine-oct-21-tickets-

This week’s COMEDY MACHINE went down to the wire with Joey Avery and Tom Smith going head-to-head in a joke off. Tom stayed strong but returning champ Joey Avery pulled it off again. The show featured strong performances by defending champ Lyal Avery and returning Russian, Michael Makarov. The crowd also loved Bob Lieberman, Krista Fatka, David Naimyar, and Leo Zinger. THAT’S ALL FOLKS! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK: https://www.facebook.com/events/1609143369310397/

Look who is performing on the COMEDY MACHINE this Wednesday night! Former champions Lyal Avery and Joey Avery will be in the lineup. Will one of them walk away ...the champion? The COMEDY MACHINE is the only live comedy show in the Bay Area that puts the audience in the driver's seat. 8 hilarious comedians, along with our host, Will Cole! Come choose your comedy champion #GetRingside The show starts at 8:30pm, doors open at 8:00pm at The Purple Onion at Kells. Tickets are $15 at the door, or $10 online. https://www.facebook.com/events/1642926215951398/ http://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-machine-oct-14-tickets-1

Last night's COMEDY MACHINE was standing room only and the comedians were HOT HOT HOT. Newcomers Ali Littman and Cole Chapman wooed the audience with their celebrity impersonations. Returning comedians Joseph Ugalde and David Cooper threw punches. But it was Dan Linley's firm anti-massacre stance and Jeff Cirv's literal blind date that the crowd chose for the semi-finals. FINALS: Mark Smalls vs Lyal avery. CHAMPION: Lyal Avery. Congratulations, Lyal!... Ladies and Gentlemen, COMEDY MACHINE is back next week: Wed, Oct 14th.

Don't miss COMEDY MACHINE this Wednesday, October 7th! Host Will Cole rounded up these 8 fantastic comedians who will duke it out for your enjoyment. TICKETS: h...ttps://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-machine-oct-7-tickets-1 THE LINEUP: Thomas Bridgman Ali Littman Lyal Avery Joseph Uglade David Cooper Jeff Cirv Mark Smalls Cole Chapman #GetRingSide to be part of the fun. The show starts at 8:30pm, doors open at 8:00pm at The Purple Onion at Kells. Tickets are $10 online, $15 at the door. https://www.facebook.com/events/966508810037037/

Wednesday's COMEDY MACHINE ended in an exciting bout between former champion David Roth and newcomer Natasha Muse. David crushed, but Natasha came away with the title of CHAMPION. The highlight of the night was an appearance by COMEDY MACHINE Oakland host, Ira Summer. Brooke Heinichen, defending champ, rode to the semi-finals alongside newcomer Keegan Ferguson. The crowd was also wowed by the hilarious Sharon Birzer, Scott Cohen, and Zack Chapaloni. THANK YOU FOR THE EXCELLENT MACHINE. SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY!

The line-up! http://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-machine-sept-30-tickets- These great eight comedians will meet their fate this Wednesday -- don't be late! COMEDY MACHINE is back with defending champ Booke Heinichen and former champ David Roth. Hosted by Will Cole. #GetRingside to be part of the fun. The show starts at 8:30pm, doors open at 8:00pm at The Purple Onion at Kells. Tickets are $10 online, $15 at the door. https://www.facebook.com/events/518705781620162/