SCARYAOKE

EAT YOUR HEART OUT! TONIGHT at the CIA, SCARYAOKE! returns from the grave to avenge lost love and unrequited karaoke songs! Your hosts Desdemona LaFey and Gideon Black will be guiding you through the Tunnel of Love, bring some pepper spray and a hacksaw...

Come say goodbye to OLD MAN 2014 and hello to BABY 2015 at the CIA! SCARYAOKE! returns with a special NEW YEARS offering! Come and SING YOUR HEARTS OUT or just sit back and enjoy the pandemonium. Perhaps you'll be chosen to compete in one of our special SCARYAOKE! GAMES! (Don't worry we aren't bringing any raw meat this go-round...) TONIGHT AT THE CIA!!!!!

Time is a frightening thing. It can sneak up on you or leave you languishing in limbo. If you weren't aware, our next SCARYAOKE! happens on January 22nd! (If anyone has told you that it was this week, they are completely mad. Likely idled by the powers of Old Man 2014...)

In one week, come and ring in the New Year SCARYAOKE! style! We'll count down to midnight and celebrate with a few special games and songs! Don't be a dead-beat, drag yourself to the CIA and party like its 1799!

Resolve to NOT MISS this very special edition of SCARYAOKE! at the CIA! (Who needs a half-baked, crash diet or new fancy workout routine when GIDEON and DESDEMONA can whip you into shape while you SING YOUR HEART OUT!?!) Go ahead, eat that cheeseburger....just make sure to show up to SCARYAOKE!

If you enjoy SCARYAOKE at the CIA, why not try TALES OF THE EXTRAORDINARY at the CIA? It's a good olde fashion radio play that involves you making the sound effects while the cast makes sexual innuendo. This 1920s radio throwback will knock you dead; cross our hearts and hope to die!

Delightfully creepy.

Come out to SCARYAOKE! this Thursday night! The enigmatic and bizarre Krampus will be present, judging wether or not you've been bad or really bad! (This is a SCARYAOKE crowd after all...) If you're lucky she'll hit you with her switch or throw lumps of coal at you during you song ritual.... It promises to be a Scary Holiday celebration with all of your favorite ghouls!