Santa Clarita Airport
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Locality: Santa Clarita, California
Phone: +1 818-555-8585
Address: Soledad Canyon 91350 Santa Clarita, CA, US
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Introducing! New free shuttle rides from Santa Clarita Airport to the shores of the Santa Clara River for the new Kayaking hotspot!!
Look for our soon-to-come flights from the SCV to the AV Poppy Fields. Just like the tourists our planes will land right on the poppies, crushing the very thing you came there to see! Get those pictures folks! It's all about the 'gram!
In honor of 4-20... Instead of spraying the good people of the SCV with only anti-Coronavirus mist tonight's daily 6pm aerial "misting" of the residents will contain a concentrated form of cannabis sativa smoke consisting of a blend of "Ghost Train Haze" and "Bruce Banner". Once again, at approximately 5:59 pm it is recommended ALL SCV residents 18+ strip down, walk outside and run in small circle while inhaling deeply allowing the mist to cure the Coronavirus and the smoke to make you not care if you have it.
Starting at 6pm our fleet of low-flying helicopters will begin low flying aerial spraying of Covid-19 prevention mist. At 6pm, please remove all of your clothes, walk out onto the street in front of your house and begin to rapidly spin in circles to ensure complete coverage. Please spin until you've been coated or pass out from extreme dizziness.
As a result of decreased commuter traffic at Santa Clarita Airport we have shifted our business model. All pilots have been hired by the CDC to begin aerial spraying of Santa Clarita with a Corona virus killing spray. It is suggested if you see a low-flying aircraft in your area to immediately strip down, run outside and spin in circles to allow full body coverage of the life saving mist.
All persons boarding flights from Santa Clarita to the San Fernando Valley are Corona Virus tested before boarding. Come fly with us to exotic destinations in the valley such as Pacoima, Van Nuys and Burbank!
We have booked a deal with SFV Air to start direct flights from Santa Clarita Airport to Van Nuys. Save hours on your morning commute to the valley through the Newhall pass. Book now! Selling out quickly!
Our flights to LAX start today. Book your flight to LAX, Burbank, Ontario and other exotic SoCal destinations! Our stewardesses speak jive!
Commuter flights coming soon! SCV to Burbank Airport! Why drive the 5? Save a few hours!
Recent storms delayed construction. First flights moved to 04.01.17
View from the newly built control tower.
Al Czervik Construction will begin grading for our new Terminal.
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