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Something is flying around my office.. It seems to be coming from the lower right corner of the screen..

Shop is really humming today

Weight Watchers is a lot harder than I thought..

Adding a touch of gold to High school diplomas this year.. El Capitan is the first... looking good...

There's music coming out of my printer.. I think the paper is jamming again..

This is so cool. They're acting out Bohemian Rhapsody!

Happy Mothers Day .... How hard can it be?

How we do what we do

A BUSY SHOP IS A HAPPY SHOP.....

High Speed Numbering & Barcoding

Journalism isn't what it used to be..

Robert on the 13x18 Heidelberg Windmill

Now That's Funny....https://youtu.be/Fq_ZosSy_9I

Now I know why teachers drink..

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her Pupils put on his boot? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn’t want to go on.... By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, ‘Teacher, they’re on the wrong feet.’ She looked, and sure enough, they were. Unfortunately, it wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off, than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet. He then announced, ‘These aren’t my boots.’ She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, ‘Why didn’t you say so?’ like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they got the boots off when he said, ‘They’re my brother’s boots. But my Mom made me wear ’em today.’ Now she didn’t know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots BACK onto his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, ‘Now, where are your mittens?’ He said, ‘I stuffed ’em in the toes of my boots.’ She’ll be eligible for parole in three years.

I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app I just got to help me lose weight and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

On my way to the office this morning I saw a sign that said "Watch for children" and I thought, "Now That sounds like a fair trade".

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

My fifteen year old granddaughter says Walmart's back to school sales are awesome and would like me to pickup two of these for her the next time I go.

HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SUMMER.... STAY COOL !!

OK, who put a stop payment on my reality check?

George Carlin's wife died early in 2008 and George followed her, dying in July 2008. It is ironic George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent and so very appropriate. An observation by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more...Continue reading

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

My favorite project...

Love Power Drills

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that."

Love to print without ink.. Cards are done and ready to mail