Movie Star Home Tours

A former celebrity home on sale in Los Angeles for less than a million? Yep for 998k you can pick up the spot where Kurt Cobain and Courtney were living when they had Frances Bean (their baby). What’s the catch? The main catch is that cars don’t have access to the home. So it’s either ride up the private 5 story elevator (google The High Tower, Hollywood Heights) which u pay about $150 a month in HOA dues or u huff it up steep staircases in a circuitous route. The big po...sitive is that you’ll be able to hear shows at the world famous Hollywood Bowl which sits below u; no views but you’ll be able to hear The LA Philharmonic Symphony and prepubescent girls screaming for The Biebs on many summer nights. If I had 200k for the down payment I’d pick it up in a heartbeat; but I don’t. FML! https://nypost.com//kurt-cobain-and-courtney-loves-la-hom/

Deleted this by accident; don’t mean to double post...but this Tom Cruise or fake Tom Cruise video is bizarre and quite frankly the best video I’ve seen in 2021! Top Gun 2 comes out July 31st!

The Rock Buys in the 90210! Dwayne the Rock Johnson has finally come to the 90210! That’s the good news; the bad news is that he bought in the most exclusive gated community Beverly Park where for the most part, u can’t even see a single chimney of a celebrity house; I usually make it a rule to at least show chimney;) But the Rock deserves props because for a while he was hiding out in less pretentious places like Georgia and Calabasas, and now it’s possible to potentiall...y smell what the rock is cooking (most likely steak with HGH BBQ sauce)! But besides the purchase of the house for 28 million which u can read more about in the link, let’s talk about why The Rock is so famous and rich. I conjecture he is the richest celebrity (#1 money maker for last 2 years in Hollywood) first of all because of his freakishly muscle-bound body. Plain and simple, people love a rediculous body; America has been obsessed with muscle men going back to the 1980s with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Randy Maco-man Savage, Sylvester Stallone, Mark Wahlburg, and other juiced up megalomaniacs. But the paradox is that I read a survey recently that says most women prefer a dad bod to a juiced up-tank-of-a man. There’s the conundrum for the average man; to juice or not to juice. Kick but, or get more ladies? The 2nd reason I believe why the rock is biggest money maker in Hollywood is because of the 1-2 combo of his famous catch phrase "Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?! with the eyebrow raise. Once again America has been obsessed with a good catch-phrase since the 1980s whether that’s Arnold’s I’ll be back! or Bruce Willis’ Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. The genius of The Rock is that he invented an awesome catch phrase but combined that with the histrionic eyebrow raise. Pure genius! I’m aware that his phrase was used during his wrestling days but that’s what made America fall in love with him; I just wish he would use his catch-phrase and eyebrow raise in every movie he does. Your thoughts?

If anybody is a huge fan of the guitarist Slash you can now own the home he bought when he separated from his then-wife Perla circa Dec 2005 after the big success of the first Velvet Revolver LP. I've seen many of the Slash homes over the years and this one takes the cake in my humble opinion. This house offers the kind of majestic scenery where Slash could have easily downed a fifth of Jack and stumbled to the cliffs outside to recreate virtuosic scenes from his iconic Don...'t Cry or November Rain music videos. There is no house above it and it offers 270 degree views of Los Angeles from downtown to the ocean. If he was ever board of playing with his snake he could have just tumbled down the hill and traded blow stories with Drew Barrymore. (No more Drew, she moved to New York; lame) If you're having a tough time during the pandemic, perhaps you realized like myself that all your friends suffer from NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder); go and watch November Rain to rejuvenate your spirit. The average music video these days costs $30,000; November Rain was a million dollar music video and it looks like it. P.S. There was a study done a number of years ago studying the lowest note as well as the highest note sung on albums over the years and Axl Rose has the greatest vocal range of all time. Mariah Carey at number 2. Guns N Roses....legends. https://www.zillow.com//1924-Wattles-Dr-Los/63091993_zpid/?

Kathy Griffin keeps moving further and further away from Hollywood;( I named the Studio City hills the D-List Hills after her since she filmed her reality show My Life On The D-List there. (Other D-listers soaking up the CO2 from the 101 highway in the D-List Hills include Tom Green, David Dobrik, and Eric Estrada.). She apparently sold her D-List Hills spot after her Donald Trump decapitation joke fell flat and bookings slipped a bit. I never felt bad for the racy red-hea...d for she ditched the 4 million dollar property for a 13 million dollar mansion in Bel Air. The funny thing is though instead of huffing fumes from the 101 she was now huffing fumes from the infamous 405 freeway. Both properties sit freakishly close to freeways; Not funny. But now Kathy is finally finished with huffing fumes from our freeways and has apparently traded up for a spot in Malibu. Now Kathy can get loaded with Mel Gibson aka Mad Max at myriad Malibu watering holes there and potentially net herself a role in Passion of The Christ 2: Told U So. Time will tell;) https://www.marketwatch.com/discover

I know times are a changin when I get more requests for the homes of YouTube stars than standard movie/music celebrities! David Dobrik, Hype House, Charlie Bit My Finger...the new Hollywood. I surrender. Check out the starter crib of YouTube star Jeffree Star that just sold in Calabasas!

I think everyone knows by now that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has the strongest pandemic-mask game in the world! Time after time she has appeared for press conferences with masks that not only appear to come from Rodeo Dr but compliment her below-the-neck outfit impeccably! So which celebrity has the strongest mask game in the business? After taking a gander of this People magazine celebrity about-town update I would say Jennifer Lopez! What do u think? https://apple.news/AdGgzfKHaTRu-crl0KV4ObQ

The average celebrity home is roughly 10,000 sq ft! Not bad. How about 100,000 sq ft?There is a house called The One that is available in Bel Air that offers 100,000 sq ft for only 500 million dollars. 100,000 sq ft is about double the size of the White House. If Donald Trump ultimately has to leave that puny squalor there wouldn’t be a better option than The One. The One offers 5 elevators, a dance club....but no escalator. Weak. If I’m paying 1/2 billion for a spot it... better have an escalator because what does no movie star have? Escalator. Trust me if Tom Cruise is going to liquidate everything he owns so he can buy The One he is going to want an escalator so next time he flies off a building and brakes his ankle in Mission Impossible 8 he can chilax his way up to the master like a total boss. Check out the video below provided by the creator of the mansion Nile Niami! https://www.instagram.com/tv/CBWrGneF9u6/

I have great news! If you're a huge fan of the rock band Kiss and you have an extra 22 million laying around, Gene Simmons is selling his long-term home where he filmed his reality show Gene Simmon's Family Jewels. This is not a home I normally show on a celebrity home tour because the way it's situated you're lucky to see a chimney; but now that the gregarious ghoul is trying to unload his 16000sq ft labryth the trees have been trimmed and there is now an outline of the ho...use that can be viewed from the side of the road. So what do you get for 22 million? A private concert with just Gene, his bass, and his tongue. You wish pervert. A kissalishes house that includes a 60ft waterslide. At 22 million I would demand to get a picture with the tongue and maybe a song written just for me called $99,442 Monthly House Payment. But let's wax controversial shall we. Is Kiss a one-hit wonder? Granted the most awesome one-hit wonder band of all time. I think it's a legitimate argument since in my 40-years or so I've only heard one song consistently played over the decades which is Rock N Roll All Nite. Die hard fans will state 75 million albums sold and six top 20 hits. No matter how you feel about them you can't deny their success and business savvy. Would they have sold the 75 million without the demon clown make-up, fire breathing, and blood dripping? Probably not, but that's the beauty of their story and the pursuit of the American dream. So if you don't have the 22 million, maybe get three other peeps, dress up like total weirdos, write some songs and then maybe you'll live like a legend and have a 60-ft waterslide in your backyard. Word! https://www.forbes.com//rock-legend-gene-simmons-kisses-/

Could Lebron James be pulling a Michael Jordan and switch sports to become a mediocre tennis star? I would not put more than $10 on that in Las Vegas but a tennis court does sit prominently on the grounds of his brand new 90210 pad. In terms of sport celebrities I get more home requests for Lebron James than any other athlete; Unfortunately his first two homes are in Brentwood (a less celebrated celebrity enclave that sits prohibitively west from the celebrity saturated encl...aves of Hollywood and Beverly Hills) where most celebrities move when their careers take a dip. Brentwood is where Toby Maguire moved when he got laid off the Spiderman franchise; it's also where Bruce Willis moved after Die Hard 5 died hard; It's also where OJ supposedly did his dirty work. Let's just say....I'm not a fan. I'll go on the record and say Brentwood is the weakest of all celebrity enclaves due to it's lack of distinctive qualities. The Fonz (aka Henry Winkler) is probably reading this right now going "AAAAAAAAAAA not cool." Yeah the the Fonz is in Brentwood too. (Generations Y and Z are reading this and going "Who the hell is the Fonz?") So the good news is that King James does now own a crib in the most famous celebrity enclave of Beverly HIlls; The bad news is that how it's situated on its promontory you can't even see the chimney. But check out the pics in the article below;) P.S. If you see Ian Ziering post a pic on his instagram of him and Lebron playing a game of Tennis at Lebron's new spot this could be a sign of an even more ominous 2020;) https://www.dirt.com//lebron-james-house-katharine-hepbur/