Majestic Pet

What do you mean we're out of bacon?

Hibernation mode activated.

Another satisfied customer.

So much for social distancing.

You miss 100% of the naps you don't take.

That look you give when someone tells you not to stir the pot, but you know you're going to stir the pot.

Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It's called sleeping.

I'm going to use what little energy I have today to breathe and maybe blink. That's about it.

It's not easy waking up this corgeous.

Lab tested, Lab approved.

Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you. Snore, and you sleep alone.

I think I'll just wait here until 2020 is over.