False Idol

Happy Holidays Ohana! Pick up available at JnTony’s from 8:00 to 4:00. Ps the toasted pecan orgeat tastes incredible in a Mai Tai #protip

PRE SALE IS NOW LIVE! Use the code ‘SANTALOVESRUM’ for 25% off your second bottle. Pickup Saturday at JnTony’s from 2:00pm-5:00pm. https://consortiumholdings.com/pro/false-idol-ingredients/

Tomorrow from 6:00 to 10:00 at JnTony’s! Come stock up on all the holiday goodies.

Tonight’s menu for our takeover at J & Tony’s! We will also be selling all of our current swag AND bottles of our False Idol Hamilton 151. We go live at 6:00

FALSE IDOL TIKI TAKEOVER @ J&TONY’S TODAY FROM 6:00-10:00pm. New holiday drink specials. Yes, that means Hot Buttered Rum & Mr. Schmidtter’s Butter Booze. Come one, come all! Can’t wait to see some familiar faces, mask on of course! Xo

POP UPS ARE MAKING A COMEBACK. We’ll be hosting hot holiday cocktails and other goodies this upcoming Sunday night @ JnTony’s. Stay tuned for more details!

storms a comin’

NEW FOOD MENU. Reservations can be made through OpenTable. Don’t fret! If you can’t make a reservation we open at 4:00 and should be able to sneak you in. New hours: Wednesday through Sunday from 4:00-10:00. Can’t wait to see you.

STAND FAST THE HOLY GHOST! For centuries, the welcome sight of the rum tub on the deck of a Royal Navy ship signaled the arrival of the daily tot of rum- a much-loved reward for the hard-working jack tar. And on July 31st, 1970, the tradition was laid to rest when the rum ration was abolished on what has come to be known as Black Tot Day. Back in August of 2019 we began discussions with one of our favorite mug artists, Vantiki, to produce three highly detailed versions of the... legendary rum tub with complex and unique glazes that celebrate life at sea. We are overwhelmed by the results and are proud to mark this historic occasion with this very special mug. Each bar’s edition of the mug has a unique glaze and the bar’s logo on the base. Plus, every mug includes a set of four historic image postcards commemorating Black Tot Day, as well as a custom bill of lading decal. Don’t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to collect this very special mug and get ready to splice the mainbrace! ****The False Idol Rum Tub in San Diego Seaspray glaze goes on sale June 30th at 10:00AM PDT**** (THAT'S TODAY! Sorry for the late notice! Derp!) The Smuggler’s Cove Rum Tub in Bayside Brass glaze goes on sale July 7th at 10:00AM PDT The Hale Pele Rum Tub in Northwest Moss glaze goes on sale July 14th at 10:00AM PDT PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CAREFULLY: Limit one per person per glaze. Each mug is $225.00 and are a limited edition of 125 of each glaze. US Shipping only. Sadly, while we hoped to sell these in person at each bar, the pandemic means that the mugs will be sold ONLINE ONLY and shipped directly to you by Vantiki in Oregon. ALL THREE MUGS WILL BE SOLD ON SMUGGLER’S COVE WEBSITE at smugglerscovesf.com/store. They will not be available at False Idol’s or Hale Pele’s website.

Holy smokes people...we are nearly sold out of shirts! You'd better grab one now to avoid crushing disappointment!!! Only $66!

You can still look good AT HOME! 10% our incredible TIKI shirts with the code: QUARANTIKI https://consortiumholdings.com/product/nipple-cover/

Get them while they are HOT! The False Idol version of the Forgotten Float mug is finally online and ready for purchase. Grab one today! https://consortiumholdings.com/product/quarantiki/

Give until it hurts!!

All proceeds go to support our staff!

Here is a great way to show our staff some love during the closure!

False Idol will be closed effective tomorrow. Please watch our social media channels for updates. We thank you for you continued support.False Idol will be closed effective tomorrow. Please watch our social media channels for updates. We thank you for you continued support.

#TikiTuesday has arrived! Where will you be tonight? See you at 6!

Ruff week ahead? We’ve got you covered! #sdbars #tikibar #tikicocktails #tiki #rumcocktails #rum #exoticcocktails

TONIGHT! False Idol invites you to enter the secret world of The Mystics of Alkala. There are cocktails. There are delicious rums. And that's all we can divulge at this time.... Join our secret society!!