Discovery Bay Chandlery
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Locality: Discovery Bay, California
Phone: +1 925-634-6178
Address: 5901 Marina Rd 94505 Discovery Bay, CA, US
Website: discoverybayyachtharbor.com
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It Snowed Last Night in Discovery bay so... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.... 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested. Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.... Don’t be a snowflake! And perhaps if more people learned to work on boats they would not have the time to make life so difficult on there friends and Knabor's!!! JUST SAYING!
Imagine navigating calmly and seeing an animal like this...
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