The Purple Onion at Kells

Yo! You like Comedy? You like Late Night Shows? You like FREE STUFF? You like witnessing up-and-coming local talent before they hit the big screen so you can be all hipster and say, "I was a fan waaaay before they were famous?" ...then you should probably come to this show then. This show's panel includes:... Shannon Murphy Keith D'Soüza Mean Dave With Special Guest Host: Alexandria Love Admission: $5 (Will post a link for tickets soon!) What you get: Amazing Comedy! Free Prizes! Alcohol (You have to buy it from the bar but you would've done that anyway right? You alcoholic you.) Stories to tell your friends for years. A picture with a Black Guy just in case you need to increase your street cred. Let's get Awkward and I'll see you all there! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-awkward-comedy-show-ticket

The Unusual Suspects brings together a diverse line up of some of the hottest comedians in the Bay Area stand up scene. Full bar and delicious food, plus comedy in a basement. Hosted and produced by Trish Pandya and Joseph Ugalde and featuring: Ray Connolly Andrew Orofolo Alexandria Love... Sara DeForest Yasmine Khan Andy Jiang. Doors open at 7, show starts at 7:30! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/unusual-suspects-stand-up-come

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Climate Narwhal, Carolé Acuña, Dan Linley and a pile of clean gym socks presents... "Co-Ed Comedy" With some of the most hilarious comedians in the universe that have hilarious and relevant things to say, here is a list of the home team: Yvette Fernandez, Zorba Hughes, Valerie Vernale, Dan Linley, Carolé Acuña, Adrienne Villalon, along with a few surprise comedians every show. ... Even though smelly gym socks are prohibited at our comedy club, this stand-up comedy show is sure to knock your socks off anyway. Wednesdays and Fridays at The Purple Onion at Kells in San Francisco at 8pm Tickets are $6.00 online and $10.00 at the door caroleacuna.com #coedcomedy #coedsports #feminism #activist #theartivists #comedy #standupcomedy #truth #equality #love #feelingfreedomnow #empowereachother #climatenarwhal

Climate Narwhal, Carolé Acuña, Dan Linley and a pile of clean gym socks presents... "Co-Ed Comedy" With some of the top comedians in California that have hilarious and relevant things to say, here is a list of the home team: Yvette Fernandez, Zorba Hughes, Valerie Vernale, Dan Linley, Carolé Acuña, Adrienne Villalon, along with a few surprise comedians every show. Even though smelly gym socks are prohibited at our comedy club, this stand-up comedy show is sure to knock your ...socks off anyway. Wednesday March 29th, 2017 at 9:30pm will be at PianoFight and rotating Wednesdays are at The Purple Onion at Kells in San Francisco at 8pm Tickets are $6.00 online and $10.00 at the door caroleacuna.com #coedcomedy #coedsports #feminism #activist #artivist #comedy #standupcomedy #truth #equality #love #theartivists #feelingfreedomnow #empowereachother #climatenarwhal

THIS WEEK AT THE PURPLE ONION: Wednesday, February 22 at 8pm: Comedy Chop: A seriously not so serious comedy competition. 6 comedians from come with their best jokes to battle it out to make it through the 3 elimanation rounds. The winner will recieve the bragging rights along with a whopping 20 bucks and whatever happens to be in the pocket of host, Katy Karns! Come see who wins one the chance to win your hearts and the votes of our special guest judges. Every month chop has... a new round of guest judges, from burlesque dancers to local business owners. Seriously Funny. Tickets available at: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-chop-a-comedy-competiti Thursday, February 23rd at 8pm: It's Complicated with Dan & Alex: Is it a comedy show? Is it a roast battle? Is it both? Well...it's complicated. Join your hosts Dan Linley and Alexandria Love for It's Complicated, which will be hands-down the most convoluted and entertaining comedy competition that you've ever seen. We start of with six of the Bay Area's best comedians who will entertain us with their best jokes - and then we'll pit them against each other in a roast battle! The winner of the show is chosen through audience approval, so make sure you show up to support your favorite comics! This months competitors will be: Valerie Vernale, Moe Gordan, Big Nezz, Adrienne Villalon, Vince D'Amico, and Alexandria Love. Tickets Available at: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/its-complicated-with-dan-alex- Saturday, February 25th at 6:30: Here's Why That's Funny: Here's Why That's Funny is celebrating two years in podcasting mediocrity this February, and it's one lineup you do not want to miss. The one year show will have collection bins for children's books of all ages, so please bring along a new or gently used book or two and join us for an evening of laughs with some of the Bay Area's top comics. Our lineup includes: Chad Opitz, Jay Rich, Katy Karns, Luna Malbroux, Valerie Vernale, Dan Linley, Vince D'Amico, Brooke Heinichen Hosted by: Alexandria Love For more information, please visit hereswhythatsfunny.com Tickets Available at: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hwtf-presents-the-two-year-sho

Come see this all male line up TONIGHT!

Here are some weekly events shared that you can participate in if desired, including Co-Ed Comedy! Other fun artistic works are happening. Thank youhave a loving day #climatenarwhal #coedcomedy #theartivists #vitaclay #workingartist #loveart more information at caroleacuna.com

February is an all male line up with some of the best bay area burlesque dancers joining us to be our special guest judges!

Yo, free tickets to all veterans/active duty military;

In the city? Need a laugh? Going out with your ladies? Come join us tonight at 7 for the monthly women's showcase at the Purple Onion at Kels!

The Purple Onion Schedule for January 23-January 28: Monday, January 23: Hella Funny's North Beach Comedy Night: Come out to HellaFunny’s North Beach Comedy Night every Monday at the Purple Onion. You’ll see a handpicked list of some of SF’s best up-and-coming comedians performing with new sets and rotating lineups every week. Hosted by Mark Smalls (SF Sketchfest) and featuring Stroy Moyd, Dave Chappelle’s Bay Area opener and host of Rideshare the Love....Continue reading