St Blaise Town Criers of Southern California

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Trolls belong under bridges, not on our Book of Face page. We will not feed thee. We will not harbor thee. We will delete thy comment. We will ban thee. No quarter given. This be thine only warning.

Cry Huzzah!! Tis a grand and glorious Natal Day for our belove'd mistress of Towers, our Lead of Procession, our "Designated Responsible Adult"... Mistress Poppy. Lively, lovely, and lusty Poppy be as sweet as the scent of the flower for which she be name'd. A woman of letters and libations, who remains (gasp) unwed. T'will take a man of many talents (and strong fortitude) to capture her heart and keep up with her drinks. #happybirthday #natalday #celebrations #towncrier #towncriers #designatedresponsibleadult #stblaisetowncriers

There be a ghost in my abode. Tis the ghost of a chicken. Yea, tis a poultrygiest. . . .... . #Renaissancefaire #renaissancefaires #renfaire #renfest #stilldidntsaywewerefunny #towncriers #towncrier #stblaisetowncriers See more

Tis but a gentle reminder, gracious patrons. Carry on. . . . #youareneeded #youarenecessary #youarespecial #towncriers #towncrier #stblaisetowncriers

How didst Vikings send messages most secret? Twas by Norse code. . . .... #stilldidntsaywewerefunny #Renaissancefaire #renassiancefestival #renfaire #renfest #towncriers #towncrier #stblaisetowncriers See more

We didst have a chicken that couldst count her own eggs. Yea, twas a mathmachicken. . . .... . #stilldidntsaywewerefunny #butthatspunny #puns #dadjokes #badjokes #Renaissancefaire #renassiancefestival #renfaire #renfest #towncriers #towncrier #stblaisetowncriers See more

Now some wouldst think Dragons within one's shire be a dangerous dilemma. Not so within Port Deptford. Nay, the Dragons here be tame'd. Nessie (yea, she be a sea monster, but we wouldst consider her a sea dragon) doth meet young adventurers. Little dragons doth learn to fly safely. And Her Majesty doth confer with the caretaker of a clingy drake. . . . .... #heretherebedragons #notalldragonsbreathfire #stblaisetowncriers #towncriers #towncrier #renaissancefaire #renaissancefestival #renfest #renfaire See more