Sharon Mae Photography
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Locality: Oxnard, California
Phone: +1 805-443-1794
Address: 2365 East Vineyard Avenue 93036 Oxnard, CA, US
Website: www.SharonMaePhotography.com
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May We Bring in a Refreshing New Year!May We Bring in a Refreshing New Year!
We have styles and colors that no one else carries. We have a suit that will suit You.
We Also Make House Calls. Call us at: 805-485-1818
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One buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is: You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."... That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations. You're at a party and you spot a handsome guy and inquire of your friends as to his identity... That's Market Research. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support. Following a successful marketing campaign you arrive in a motel room with a handsome guy and disrobe... he learns that you are wearing false eyelashes, spanx, falsies, butt pads and a load of makeup as you are putting your dentures into a plastic hotel cup... That's False Advertising. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Facebook. You are at a party; this attractive older man walks up to you and grabs your ass. That's former President Bill Clinton or former Vice President Joe Biden. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended and you are awarded a huge settlement. That's America !
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