OLD TOWNE PIZZA

We are open for dine in. Please come enjoy pizza with us. Thank you for your business and your support during COVID times.We are open for dine in. Please come enjoy pizza with us. Thank you for your business and your support during COVID times.

Butter chicken pizza

Happy Easter Enjoy the day with you family. We are open all day to take your orders for pickup, delivery and dine in.

After being closed for one year and one week for indoor dining,,, we are open now for indoor dining. We would like to thank you all for a great come back. Love you tehachapi for keeping us going through the pandemic.

We are open for dine in because it’s a red tier kind of day. Yes, finally!!!

Our beautiful Tehachapi last night

Snow day today but we are open right now. Sorry, no deliveries today. Just pickup orders. There will be no online orders today so call us at 822-3558. Be safe. We will be closing early today.

You order it and we make it best pizza

Did you know that we can make a take and bake pizza for youDid you know that we can make a take and bake pizza for you

Welcome to the future Ordering a Pizza in 2022 CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut? GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.... CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza. GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir? CALLER: My usual? You know me? GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust. CALLER: Super! That’s what I’ll have. GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust? CALLER: What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza! GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir. CALLER: How the hell do you know that? GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years. CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol. GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago. CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your credit card statement. CALLER: I paid in cash. GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement. CALLER: I have other sources of cash. GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law! CALLER: WHAT THE HELL! GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you. CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me. GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago... Ashok Chaudhary See more

Our beautiful Tehachapi

Old Towne Pizza

This is all it takes to put a smile on our faces when we’re working long hours.

Merry Christmas everyone Hope you all have a great day celebrating with your family. We will be closed Christmas Day and will be open normal hours the day after