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PEPPERDINE SENIOR BLOCK PARTY CREATES UNINTENDED CONTROVERSY, A PERFECT COCKTAIL FOR SHENANIGANS At the beginning of each school year, Pepperdine University seniors are invited to Rock the Block, a special party at the President's House. According to the university webpage, The senior class enjoys eating delicious food, hearing the President's band "Midlife Crisis" perform, and receiving prizes which include a dinner and a movie package The event is presented by Seaver an...Continue reading

PEPPERDINE PRESIDENT Jim Gash REVOKES LOWREVIEW PRESS CREDENTIALS According to the Wall Street Journal, The Lowreview has worked on the Malibu campus since 2001 and has had its credentials renewed every year since then. The process normally takes a matter of days. Reuters and CNN report the issue over The Lowreview's press credentials stems from a Lowreview report from October, 2001 wherein the Lowreview ran a story about then Law School Dean Richardson Lynn re-enacting the F...irst thanksgiving. The original article is available here: http://lowreview.com/PDF/LowReviewVI5.pdf According to Pepperdineian traditions, visual depictions of a Dean or University President is not allowed. "We have to warn The Lowreview that what they are doing is stupid and they will probably wind up in big trouble if they do not change their ways," said the University's Eighth President Jim Gash as he de-planed "Wave Force One". "I did enjoy The Lowreview while I was a lowly first year professor, however, I have since identified the folly of my ways and seek forgiveness by shutting down this loathsome organization." Lowreview editors are stunned, pointing out pictures of President Gash in his gilded golf cart, Wave Force One plane and using freshmen to crowd surf.

SCANDAL ROCKS PEPPERDINE UNIVERSITY The Strange Case of Professor Gash and Mr. Puzder the Lowreview was actually written, edited, and published by Jim Gash himself. Puzder was a convenient scape goat!...Continue reading

These 1Ls probably were all born after The Lowreview when we had to use WiFi "cards" and beta test "SoftTest" or take notes with a pencil, like an up-country degen.

As law schools start across the country this and next week, we at The Lowreview want to remind students not to get hung up on titles and status, such as overachieving by being in the "top 10%". This week’s installment from the archives of The Lowreview resume tips archives explains to eager students how they too can benefit from spelling errors. "Trail Team" This semester, The BHLS is starting a Pepperdine Trail Team Competition Every semester we will compete on the scenic ...coast line trails of Malibu. The winners get the satisfaction of knowing they are better than their classmates and get to enjoy the beautiful surroundings of our community. You thought the view was pretty in the glossy poster the school sent, why not enjoy it first hand and improve your resume? Here is how it works ... - Go on a hike a couple a times a week. Now, you you have been in Trail Practice - Stretch before each hike and you have participated in Pre-Trail Practice ? - Invite your friends from UCLA, USC, heck even Moorpark, or Santa Monica on the hike and you have participated in an Inter-Scholastic Trail Competition Imagine the value of being able to put on your resume Won Trail Team Competition. With this wealth of Trail Experience, There is no way Kirkland Ellis could turn you away! Now go forth and conquer!

Jim Gash, who will assume the role as the 8th president of Pepperdine University has signaled his intention to purchase a private aircraft for his use as the university’s administrator. Gash, who has long been interested in civil aircraft matters, has identified a vintage aircraft which is scheduled to be purchased and painted in the school’s trademark blue and orange livery According to a statement released by the Office of the President, the 1950’s era DC-7C aircraft, which... has already colloquially been dubbed Wave Force One, has officially been named The Bell. The statement went on to describe the aircraft as key to communicating both the university’s continuing commitment to the future, as well as Gash’s personal pedagogical passion. The aircraft is expected to be heavily used in Gash’s upcoming national speaking tour, entitled, Why are we here?, which will highlight the existential search for meaning inherent in higher education. It is an essential question we have to ask, Gash noted in the press release, And The Bell will help us get there.