KFC

I may joke about a lot, but I’d never joke about fried chicken or a Lifetime Original Mini-Movie. This Sunday, tune into Lifetime at 12pm ET/PT to watch Mario Lopez as the Colonel in the premiere of A Recipe for Seduction, a KFC and Lifetime Original Mini-Movie.

Quick! Grab a delicious, piping-hot $20 Fill Up before all our snow colonels melt! Order ahead at kfc.com.

How would you folks like a bucket of holiday cheer? Or a bucket of delicious holiday chicken? Well, they’re one and the same! Order ahead now at kfc.com.

The holidays are meant to be chicken-scented. Get your 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog from Enviro-Log Firelogs while you still can! Check your local Walmart for availability.

Cozy time’s come, my children! Let’s test your crochet competency with the mother of all chicken-themed yarncraft: the KFC bucket hat! Marvel at its height! Gape at its majesty! Revere its meaty magnificence! You are the colonel of cozy, and this . . . this is your magnum opus! https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/big-ol-bucket-hat ChiliPhilly #KFCcrochet