Flavortown, USA

Guy's Flavor Blessing: Our Fieri, who art in Flavortown, seasoned be Thy name, Thy flavor come, Thy food be done in our kitchens as it is in Flavortown. Give us this day our daily 8lb charboiled, barbecue, habenero, deep-fried, chili dog; and forgive us for our bland meals as we do not forgive those who serve bland meals against us; and please lead us into temptation, and deliver us to deliciousness. For thine is the flame shirts, and the frosted tips, and the goatee, forever and ever. Amen.

To our totally gangsta caller, try hitting up Penny Ann's Cafe for a totally sensual food experience in Utah.