Fido's Glue

Fido's Glue utilizes an assembly-line to maximize production. Profits are way up! Our company may go public soon under the proposed stock symbol: GLEW.

Exotic and Designer Puppies make a fabulous glue. We are pleased to introduce our newest product, "Fido's Designer Glue." It is available in several colors and perfect for school projects or arts and crafts. There are 50 blends to choose from with optional multicolored swirls. And it is four times stronger than a horse based glue. 'Fifi,' (pictured below) donated her connective tissues to make the first batch.

These puppies were donated and will be converted to "Ultimate Fido's Glue" (8-times stronger than Original Fido's Glue). Makes a great stocking stuffer. Place an order today.

We have received a lot of questions lately. Just to clarify the facts, "Fido's Glue" is licensed to slaughter dogs and puppies in the Federal Republic of Mexico. We must adhere to very strict government regulations. Before killing any puppies, we must first inject the dogs with a Veterinarian approved Lethal Injection. This eases all suffering and pain before we boil their tissues or dismember any of their body parts. We can legally sale and import/export our products in the USA through the NAFTA Treaty.

This Bitch is now floating in bottles of "Fido's Ultimate Super Glue."