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Twilight Open House Fri, Dec 14th from 5-7pm. @7305 Hillmont Drive, Oakland, CA Courtsey listing of Tanja Odzak-Goppold DRE#1992169 #mustsee #greatviews #easyaccesstofreeway #beautifulhome

Need a Romance Upgrade? Subject: Tech Support A young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship with her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply which was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius!... THE QUERY Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate The response (that came weeks later out of the blue) Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: Ithoughtyouloved me.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In- Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We

Open House Today 11/18 from 1-4pm. Come see this cute condo with tons of Amenities **** This spacious ground floor unit located at the Pennisulas resort style living , Shelter Creek Condos San Bruno. Relax on the patio and enjoy walking around the green luscious scenery. This home is move in ready with new paint, new flooring, walk-in closet/office. All you need is to bring your belongings and enjoy the fabulous amenities of a resort including indoor /outdoor swimming po...ols, tennis courts, gym, sauna, hot tub, clubhouse, electric car charging stations , on site laundy facility and more. A friendly community with excellent management. 1 car deeded parking is included. Excellent location near shopping and easy access to 280,380, 101 & just minutes drive to SFO airport , also close to BART and CalTrain. #cutecondo #amenities #openhouse #sanbruno @ San Bruno, California See more