Designated Drivers of Santa Clarita

Still $20 anywhere within the Santa Clarita Valley.

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At your service every night. We start at 7pm.

At your service 7 nights a week!

Now that all business must be conducted outdoors, we at Designated Drivers of Santa Clarita can only drive folks home in convertibles! JUST KIDDING!... RELAX! We are operating as normal every night, 7pm till the wee hours. 661.313.8336 However, please stop getting mad at us because you can't get an Uber lately.

At your service every night of the week! 661.313.8336

Designated Drivers of Santa Clarita will resume service as of this evening, May 29, 2020. Whether we remain in service will depend on the health precautions our passengers use. I will be masked and will change gloves between each trip. We will watch virus trends closely. At the first sign of a new wave, everything may get shut down again, Be wise and careful folks! You and your car home for $20 anywhere within the Santa Clarita Valley. 661.313.8336 ... We start at 7pm and go till about 3am. (Ha! I had to look up my phone number. I forgot it!)

Designated Drivers of Santa Clarita We seriously considered shutting down our service due to the COVID-19 quarantine. But we don’t have to. Nobody is calling us. And that’s a good thing. You citizens of the SCV are being smart. We have dropped from our typical 15 - 20 calls per night, to just a couple. Last night we had two calls total - one young couple that we picked up from a family gathering, and one cigarette and beer run. Funny how no business is counted as success. So,... we just sit in abandoned parking lots cranking the tunes; lots of Jazz, early Chicago, BS&T, Steely Dan, Michael Franks and the like. We did have a deputy roll up on us. He said someone called in a welfare check on us (ie: homeless people in the neighborhood) I explained our service and assured the good deputy we are not homeless yet! We want you to stay home! But if you do need us, we are here. We go through all the normal health and safety routines. I scrub myself with antibacterial wipes before I get in your car. I gargle with Lysol and spritz you in the face with it when we get in your car. I will wipe down your filthy steering wheel it never looked so clean! If you feel chatty, I will yell at you to shut up and spray Lysol in your mouth every time you open it. When we get to your house, NO HUGS or HANDSHAKES! Fist bumps, elbow bumps, hip bumps are all ok! One creative young lady gave me a rump bump. That was cool, but her boyfriend seemed annoyed. So, I gave him one too. Before I get back in my own car, Samantha wipes me down with wipes and Lysol. We disinfect your cash and lay it on the back seat to dry. If you are out and about. DON’T DRIVE DRUNK! The roads may be light, but you know there is that one evil, magnetic fire hydrant just waiting for you to drive by! Anyway, gotta go. The phone is ringing. It says, Scam Likely. My favorite! Y’all stay safe and wise! Blessings! We will get through this! 661.313.8336 UP DATED UPDATE Since everybody is being good, and our business is down 90% anyway, we have decided to shut down until further notice, You stay home! We'll stay home and together we will kick this thing.

$20 will get you and your car home anywhere within the SCV. At your service 7 nights of every week!

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