Cheese

Id like to welcome our newest member to the company Cheese balls aka Mr cheese. Everybody makes him feel welcome with some cheese. Also watch this space for the unveiling of our new Dick cheese line.

Cheese tip #8 Smear a nice thick layer of cheese around your toilet seat to protect your but cheek and ass hole from getting any infections from the last brayden cheese vincent infected fuck, once your done you can peel it off and wear it as a necklace!

On behalf of Cheese I'd like to wish our co-founder Dion "Cheese Balls" Sgherza a very cheesy birthday! May you be blessed with good cheese for the rest of your days. Asado!

Introducing our new product... STICK ON TIT CHEESE! Tired of not having cheesey nipples? Not being able to walk around in public with cheese stuck to your tits? Well the game has changed! A review from the customer in the picture:... Rating 10/10 Comment: "I've always had cheesy nipples but this is something else, I've never had so much negativity and been called so many names before, it's so great!" Prices as follows: $45 per slice of tit cheese, generally you're looking at around 5-8 slices for A-C Cup and 8+ For anything larger. Inbox for orders.

Cop pulled me over today and said mate it's illegal to have blocks of cheese for wheels.. So I got out, opened up the boot, grabbed a block of my finest cheese out and shoved it up his asshole. Probably a bad idea, ended up in cheese jail for 3 days..