Bay Area Box Express

Has this ever happened to you? You try and try but finally have to accept that your beloved sofa will not be coming with you to your new place.

Here's Tony, on the job today, bringing Mary P. in Pacific Heights her 2-3 Bedroom (90 boxes) bundle.

Taping 101: Use three overlapping rows of tape, not just one in the center. Keep going at least halfway down the other side. Then tape the opposite side. If all you do is overlap the flaps the contents will fall out as soon as you pick the box up.

They say if it can't be fixed with duct tape then you're not using enough duct tape. And it's true, it is a miracle product. But it just doesn't stick to cardboard very well - so use regular carton sealing tape instead. Save the duct tape for home projects, wild fraternity parties, and basically holding everything else together.

Professional "packers" in Japan.

Sure moving is a hassle. But still, not nearly as bad as it used to be!

Why you should perform your due diligence when choosing a professional mover. Get at least three estimates and check reviews online.

For when offers of pizza, beer and goodwill just don't cut it.

Tony leaving the doggie dentist with now sparkling clean teeth, kissable breath, and an expensive (ouch) root canal.

Warning: moving can be hazardous to your mental health. It's a royal pain of course, but can also be exhilarating, starting over in new place.

Are Bay Area drivers a little rude and agitated sometimes? What do you think?

Keep all moving related receipts. IRS rules are that moving is a tax deductible expense IF your new job is at least 50 miles away.

Q: Do I rent a Uhaul or a Penske truck for my upcoming move? A: If it's just a local move, Uhaul is probably ok. For long distance moves go the Penske route. Their trucks are better maintained. It's one thing to be stranded on Market St, quite another to be stuck on some desolate stretch of highway in Utah.