Bad Astrology Memes

Men will make fun of women who like astrology while managing a fake football team

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This is my contribution to society today. The SIGNS as WAP lyrics Aries - Big D stands for Big Demeanor/I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya... Taurus - I wanna gag, I wanna choke/I want you to touch that lil dangly thing that’s swinging in the back of my throat Gemini - Tie me up like I’m surprised/Let’s role play, I’ll wear a disguise Cancer - I want you to park this Big Mack truck right in this little garage Leo - You can’t hurt my feelings but I like pain Virgo - Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet ass pussy Libra - Out in public, make a scene/I don’t cook, I don’t clean, but let me tell you I got this ring Scorpio - Switch my wig, make him feel like he’s cheating Sagittarius - I ride that thing like the cops is behind me/I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me Capricorn - I’ve never lost a fight but I’m looking for a beating Aquarius - Macaroni in the pot, that’s some wet ass pussy Pisces - Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in